I'm just a mom, standing in front of a toilet, asking "Who didn't flush??"
Sundays in our house are not relaxing. Sure, we all get to sleep in later than during the school week, but once we are up we are running; homework, tutors, birthday parties, football matches (“soccer” for my American readers) and counting the amount of times I have to hear “can I just finish this last … Continue reading Sometimes Coffee Grounds Me
If you share a household (or an office or a dorm room or any common space) with anyone other than yourself, you'll probably be familiar with the following scene: You come home from a long day of work/studying/saving the world or whatever, and it's not quite time for dinner, but you're famished. You just need … Continue reading My Well-Stocked Snack Cabinet is an Optical Illusion
Much has been made of the recent news that the makers of Doritos, the crunchy, salty, finger-stainy snack, have decided that what the world needs right now, what it really, truly needs to solve all of the injustice, inequality, terrorism and nuclear threats that have become daily life is special snacks for ladies. They poured resources into … Continue reading Kids are the Ones Who Need Silent Doritos, Not Women
Because I live on planet earth and I breathe air and am a functioning human being, I know what 'ghosting' is. Also, because I sometimes watch things on Netflix, but probably the main reason I'm familiar with this modern term is that I have kids over the age of 9. Just in case anyone over … Continue reading Ghosting 2.0
I'm truly touched by the outpouring of concern from my fan base (all 4 of you) regarding my gender confusion and I'm delighted to report that British Airways has found a way to correct all of the information in my account. Coincidentally, these updates went into effect on January 20.....the same day that women in … Continue reading Man, I Feel Like a Woman
