Much has been made of the recent news that the makers of Doritos, the crunchy, salty, finger-stainy snack, have decided that what the world needs right now, what it really, truly needs to solve all of the injustice, inequality, terrorism and nuclear threats that have become daily life is special snacks for ladies. They poured resources into … Continue reading Doritos, There is Still Hope!
Because I live on planet earth and I breathe air and am a functioning human being, I know what 'ghosting' is. Also, because I sometimes watch things on Netflix, but probably the main reason I'm familiar with this modern term is that I have kids over the age of 9. Just in case anyone over … Continue reading Ghosting 2.0
I'm truly touched by the outpouring of concern from my fan base (all 4 of you) regarding my gender confusion and I'm delighted to report that British Airways has found a way to correct all of the information in my account. Coincidentally, these updates went into effect on January 20.....the same day that women in … Continue reading Man, I Feel Like a Woman
First off, I should confirm that my gender is Female. These days, I have a lot of gender options available to me and Female is grateful that I chose it. There’s a capital “F” on my birth certificate, my passport, my driver’s license, all of my medical files…. everywhere. I’ve given birth to and breast … Continue reading British Airways Thinks I’m a Man
It's a December Sunday in North London and it's snowing. Hard. Well, hard by UK standards, but it's pretty decent quality and the snowballs have been flying all morning. Of course we don't have a snow shovel because it never snows in London. Except for when it does, I guess. It's one of the things … Continue reading London Snow is not New Jersey Snow