It’s been offensively long since my last post, I know, but I’ve been taking some time to deal with a shocking revelation. It turns out that I am related to Nahtmee. And not distantly related, either. Our branches on the family tree actually touch each other. Here’s how I found out. This past summer was … Continue reading When Empty Nest Syndrome Kicks in Too Early
How I Got My Kids to Listen to Me
My kids have selective hearing. Chances are your kids, or any others you’ve interacted with, have selective hearing, too. Simple, repeated requests such as ‘Please shut the refrigerator door” or “Don’t leave your wet towel on the floor” go ignored unless all three of these criteria are met: A) I ask multiple times B) I … Continue reading How I Got My Kids to Listen to Me
The Chronicles of Nahtmee-a
I was in New York for six days last week (more on why in my next post) and some of you may be wondering how my husband and kids fared in my absence. My kids told me that they had a “great time with dad around” and that things were “really fun” which might be … Continue reading The Chronicles of Nahtmee-a
Women Don’t Need Silent Doritos; Kids Do
Much has been made of the recent news that the makers of Doritos, the crunchy, salty, finger-stainy snack, have decided that what the world needs right now, what it really, truly needs to solve all of the injustice, inequality, terrorism and nuclear threats that have become daily life is special snacks for ladies. They poured resources into … Continue reading Women Don’t Need Silent Doritos; Kids Do
British Airways Thinks I’m a Man
Before I launch into my rant, let's be clear on one fact: my gender is Female. These days, I have a lot of gender options available to me and Female is grateful that I chose it. Or that it chose me. There’s a capital “F” on my birth certificate, my passport, my driver’s license, all … Continue reading British Airways Thinks I’m a Man
The Mom Who Knew Too Much 